Dear Google robots lite med

[dreamers]

Hey idiot artificially “ intelligent” search engine bots:
When I say I’m looking for topical ibuprofen that is the exact f-ing thing I want. I’m not looking for bio freeze or whatever the hell perform cooling gel is or ars*n*c or anything else!

This might be a surprise to you but we can read medical journals and we know that topical ibuprofen has been demonstrated to help with a particular skin issue we are having. So, no other arthritis cream is of interest yet. Ask us again when we are 90.
Just ordered ibuprofen gel from eBay from Australia because somehow the topical version isn’t approved here yet although the pills have been otc before we were born. It’s got to be a money issue. If topical ars*n*c is otc, they obviously aren’t too concerned with safety or anything important like that