Dear housekeeper....

[dreamers]

We realize that this might come as a shock but there are bigger problems in the world than whether or not you get approved to move into a bigger apartment! We are personally grieving from losing 2 very close friends very close together. So yeah the question of whether you get a bigger place or not isn’t something we are prepared to miss meals or tare clothes over at the moment... maybe if you check back in a century or two...

Also, you keep bugging us about the birthday. And we keep trying to subtly tell you that we feel up for doing Naff-all at the moment. What part of “ we are grieving right now” Do you find so difficult to understand? We are fairly certain that leaving a birthday uncelebrated will not be the direct cause of the end of the world as we know it and if it is, well we aren’t going to feel to bad about it. So in short please pick a direction and naff off in it!
Thanks dreamers teens